Day 210

I have been violated beyond recognition. I knew something was up the way they were cooing at me and being all nice. My captors transported me in a smelly plastic carrier to the House of Torture.... those dogs were so dumb, they thought that they were just going to get a treat, but low and behold they TOOK MY MANHOOD!!! Then they stuck a bunch of needles in me and was drugged with all sorts of unidentifiable drugs and brought me home. I lick between my legs and it doesn't taste the same, I am no longer the maline I was before..... (for those that don't know maline is cat for male... feline... female.... maline.. male... got it.. good) My captors furthered their torture by laughing at me as I staggered around the house, while I came out of my coma. I will get them..... my poor nuts....