Day 274

OMG what the hell is that noise! It sounds like something is going to crash into me! Then that bright flash of light that shots across the sky. All my captors did was look at me as if I was crazy when I was scratching on the window door. She picks me up, pets me, tells me it's ok, then puts me back into The Room of Death....and then there is more of the loud booming noise! I'm going to die.... I just know it...

Day 270

They truly are out to destroy me! They left me two days ago locked inside the Sun Room....the room of death.... with that damn fuzzy black thing in the cage. They just left me! They are lucky I didn't piss on everything and tip my food and water out. When they got back they opened the door and were surprised when I didn't come out... of course I didn't come out, they had left me all locked up.

I'll get them.

Day 245

Today the endless torture doesn't end.... Something happened outside, everything turned white. My captors were covered in white stuff, then they proceeded to pick me up and take me outside. That white stuff is a monster, it's cold and wet. One of my other captors decided it would be funny to smash a giant ball of this cold, wet white stuff on my head.

Later I was mesmerized by something warm in the wall, I couldn't help but sit and stare at it for ever. They caught it on tape....

Day 210

I have been violated beyond recognition. I knew something was up the way they were cooing at me and being all nice. My captors transported me in a smelly plastic carrier to the House of Torture.... those dogs were so dumb, they thought that they were just going to get a treat, but low and behold they TOOK MY MANHOOD!!! Then they stuck a bunch of needles in me and was drugged with all sorts of unidentifiable drugs and brought me home. I lick between my legs and it doesn't taste the same, I am no longer the maline I was before..... (for those that don't know maline is cat for male... feline... female.... maline.. male... got it.. good) My captors furthered their torture by laughing at me as I staggered around the house, while I came out of my coma. I will get them..... my poor nuts....