Day 22

Today one of the female captors was using the bathroom, and I decided to pester her as usual. They seem to get annoyed with this, especially when I jump in their lap. She placed me on the sink and thrawted my plans of domination by turning the faucet onto drip...for some reason I love playing with the water. I will get her, you will see.... the next time she's in the shower...

Day 12

I am enjoying the torture that I have been inflicting on the black furry creature that lives in the cage in the room that is called "the office". Today I snuck up behind the funny looking animal and smacked him on the back. He hoped off and into the cage, unfortunately, I did not realize that there was a door and smacked right into it.  Sadly to say that it was caught on film, and now my captors have proof. But I live to fight another day.