Day 183

The torture continues. My captors found it entertaining to purchase a "stocking" of toys for me to play with, why they think that I want to play with such items that I can just chew up is beyond me. What they did do that was unforgivable was to coat the stuffed mice with some kind of herb that caused me to go insane. They now call me crack kitty. I heard them call this powder "cat nip", what that means is beyond me, but today I found myself rolling around like a pig on the counter, coating myself with this substance. They truly are sociopaths.

DAY 125

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from shredding the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant and cough it up on the carpeting.

Day 68

The room that they lock me in is called "the office", I call it the room of endless agony.... it consists of 10 glass windows which serves as the "walls". The furry black creature lives in a cage high up on a pedestal, that I'm always getting yelled at for being on. There are also three tables with weird machines that my captors are on occasionally. They do serve a good purpose, since I figured out how to use this "computer"... I hope that my rescue will come, but till then.... The reason I call this room the room of endless agony, is because of the brown and gray furry creatures that hang outside on the branches and the wood fence. They have bushy tails and just sit there, staring at me, mind-fucking me. They cause me to run about the room all crazy, while I make weird noises, if only I could get to those gawking wild creatures, I'd show them who's boss.... the furry black creature just laughs at me.... curse this prison I live in...

Day 22

Today one of the female captors was using the bathroom, and I decided to pester her as usual. They seem to get annoyed with this, especially when I jump in their lap. She placed me on the sink and thrawted my plans of domination by turning the faucet onto drip...for some reason I love playing with the water. I will get her, you will see.... the next time she's in the shower...

Day 12

I am enjoying the torture that I have been inflicting on the black furry creature that lives in the cage in the room that is called "the office". Today I snuck up behind the funny looking animal and smacked him on the back. He hoped off and into the cage, unfortunately, I did not realize that there was a door and smacked right into it.  Sadly to say that it was caught on film, and now my captors have proof. But I live to fight another day.

Day 1

I have been transfered to a new prison. From the first few glances beyond the small bars of the cage that my previous captors traveled me in, I can see that the location of this new prison is a bit cleaner, and luckily the small captors aren't as small as the previous ones, so hopefully I will be able to fend them off easier. There are more captors than before, and then tend to smother, but I think I will be able to manipulate them more easily.

We shall see....